| Blackbyrd ( @ 2008-04-22 23:53:00 |
So, yesterday I was running through the channels (Bruce Springsteen; 57 channels and nothing's on) and I ran up against the Hunting channel again. I spent a whole five seconds there, and wouldn't have spent that much except for the scene the selector happened on; 5 guys in camo, one with a bow, kneeling beside the dead body of a giraffe.
The guy says "This is the biggest thing I've ever brought down with a bow; 3000 lbs, 19 feet tall. You have got to come to Africa and get one of these!"
Yes, because nothing says brave hunter like killing an herbivore. It's right up there with tracking and killing the dangerous, deadly cow. That's right. At 3000 lbs and 19 feet, it could kill you with a single kick, if you cornered it, pissed it off, and made it scared or angry enough to fight. Because you know, giraffes have such vicious reputations.
And you know he didn't track it down, run it to ground, or sneak within shooting range. He hid in a shelter while his buddies drove it to him, or else they went to a game farm and hung out in a camouflaged shed until one stumbled by.
At 3000 lbs, he'll need approximately 10 full size freezers for the butchered meat, and he gets to pay to ship it home from Africa. I figure the cost ought to put a steak in the $75-$100 a lb range. What do you think the odds are that he's actually going to take home more than 20 lbs of meat? If that. The rest of the carcass, I'm sure, will be donated to charity. Right. Because they surely wouldn't just leave it to rot in the savannah, now would they? I guess the hyenas will have a good meal, anyway.
The entire point of the trip was to kill the biggest thing he could. Not the most challenging. Not the most dangerous. Simply the biggest. I am unable to properly articulate how much loathing this engenders in me; how much disdain, how small I think the man is, and how little respect I have for him, and the producers of this crap.
The guy says "This is the biggest thing I've ever brought down with a bow; 3000 lbs, 19 feet tall. You have got to come to Africa and get one of these!"
Yes, because nothing says brave hunter like killing an herbivore. It's right up there with tracking and killing the dangerous, deadly cow. That's right. At 3000 lbs and 19 feet, it could kill you with a single kick, if you cornered it, pissed it off, and made it scared or angry enough to fight. Because you know, giraffes have such vicious reputations.
And you know he didn't track it down, run it to ground, or sneak within shooting range. He hid in a shelter while his buddies drove it to him, or else they went to a game farm and hung out in a camouflaged shed until one stumbled by.
At 3000 lbs, he'll need approximately 10 full size freezers for the butchered meat, and he gets to pay to ship it home from Africa. I figure the cost ought to put a steak in the $75-$100 a lb range. What do you think the odds are that he's actually going to take home more than 20 lbs of meat? If that. The rest of the carcass, I'm sure, will be donated to charity. Right. Because they surely wouldn't just leave it to rot in the savannah, now would they? I guess the hyenas will have a good meal, anyway.
The entire point of the trip was to kill the biggest thing he could. Not the most challenging. Not the most dangerous. Simply the biggest. I am unable to properly articulate how much loathing this engenders in me; how much disdain, how small I think the man is, and how little respect I have for him, and the producers of this crap.